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Caffeine From First Principles: The Guarantee getIfPresent Doesn’t Make
Here’s a cache read. Three lines, no locks, nothing clever. It has a concurrency bug, and so does the identical code inside a library you may already depend on.
Read moreYour Feature Flag Bill Is a Cache Key Problem
A client exceeded their feature flag vendor’s monthly request quota by 100%.
The two fixes everyone proposed were delete the dead flags and stop calling flags inside loops. Both are sensible. Both save exactly zero requests.
Read moreThe N+1 With No Query In It: JPA Fetch Types From First Principles
An export endpoint died at thirty seconds. Not degraded, died: the platform router gave up, the browser reported a CORS failure that had nothing whatsoever to do with CORS, and the UI showed a toast saying something went wrong.
I had three hypotheses inside twenty minutes of reading code. All three were wrong.
Read moreThe Production Outage — Where the Fix Was Worse Than the Bug
One missing property line.
Two production outages.
The hot fix between them made the second one inevitable.
Read moreThreads, @Async, @Transactional, and Virtual Threads: What Actually Happens Inside a Spring Boot Backend
A webhook fires. One HTTP request comes in.
Ten seconds later, half the app is returning 503s.
The bug is not in the webhook.
Read moreA Customer Couldn’t Upload an Invoice. The Fix Re-Taught Me XSD, JAXB, and Maven.
A Polish customer reports their invoice won’t upload.
The file looks valid. Other Polish customers upload fine.
Three days later I’ve read more of the Polish Tax Code than I’d like to admit.
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