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‘Deleted 500’ Every Night for a Year: The Clean-Up That Never Left Page 1
Every night at 1 AM, for about a year, a scheduled job logged the same line: Deleted 500 export files from US Cloudinary tenant. Five times in a row, then it went back to sleep.
Over that same year, about 10,000 export files, 26 GB, piled up in the folder it was supposed to be emptying. Nobody complained, because nothing was slow.
Read moreYour Index Has Three Jobs. A Sort Can Break One of Them.
I showed a colleague a query reading 109 documents to return one, and the index it was supposed to be using. He looked at both and said the obvious thing: “that’s not even the same index. It’s got four fields, your query filters on three completely different ones.”
Read moreTwo Billion Documents a Week to Produce a List of Numbers
One query. Seven days. Here’s what it cost.
Read moreJaVers From First Principles: How Automatic Audit Logging Actually Works
Somebody asks who changed this invoice’s status last Tuesday, and from what. Your application has to be able to answer, and nobody wants to hand-write that logging on every setter.
Read moreCaffeine From First Principles: The Guarantee getIfPresent Doesn’t Make
Here’s a cache read. Three lines, no locks, nothing clever. It has a concurrency bug, and so does the identical code inside a library you may already depend on.
Read moreYour Feature Flag Bill Is a Cache Key Problem
A client exceeded their feature flag vendor’s monthly request quota by 100%.
The two fixes everyone proposed were delete the dead flags and stop calling flags inside loops. Both are sensible. Both save exactly zero requests.
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